Tuesday, March 07, 2006

z to a.




as usual.

going against the trend.

not hearting.

hating.

100.

z to a.

here goes.
.................................................................................
Weekly work ethic. Bring it Ms. P.
When the dentist asks you questions while his fingers are clearly in your mouth.
When people who dont know you pretend that they do.
When people take out their anger on innocent bystanders.
When people make you feel stupid. crap.
When people(/ my siblings. cough) are too afraid to:
a. Change the T.P roll.
b.Take the last one of something.
c. Throw away the box.
"What about Bob?"
Water up your nose.
Unpacking.
Tyra's talk show. freaking oprah wannabe.
Typing in www. elmbrook.k12.us. dont ask.
Trying too hard-ness.
Trend following.
Too strong air freshners.
Too short tshirts.
Too tight ponytails. i cant feel my face.
Too much structure.
Too long fingernails.
Tight dress pants.
Sweating and shivering at the same time.
Stupid commercials.
Striped bleached highlights.
Standerized tests.
Spoiled-ness.
Soggy socks.
Smell of seafood.
Small talk.
Slicked back hair.
Suaveness.
Shirts with a graphic only in the corner. im more of a center kinda gal.
Selfishness.
Seaweed in a lake clinging to your legs.
Scantrons.
Routines.
Pointy lip drinkers.
Pointy anythings.
Petting dogs and then smelling like butt because of it.
People telling me to clean my room.
Painful acne.POP. score.
Overplayed songs.
Original Pringles. I can already feel the headache coming on.
Nails on the chalkboard. okay wait. how many times have i actually heard that.
New oven smell.
Mom jeans.
Monopoly.
Misunderstandings.
Mean-ness.
Losing things.
Lack of communication.
Jean shopping.
Itchy sweaters.
1/2 cm belts.
Ignorance.
Hypocritical-ness.
Hotdogs.
Horny boys. Lets control the hormones please.
High school.
Hearing someone throw up.
Helplessness.
Hangnails.
Growing up.
Greasyness.
Grabby ankle pants.
Getting yelled at.
Getting shampoo in your eye.
Fur coats.
Forgetting. its your birthday? DANGIT.
Feeling alone.
Family Feud.
Fake yellow lighting.
Fakeness.
Excessive exclamation points. like omg!!!!!!!!!!
Elmbrook school district grading scale. 91.5 yea thats still a B.
Drawn on eyebrows.
Drama queens.
Disagreeing.
Dirty teeth feeeling. plaquetastic.
Debris under nails.
Dead fish handshakes.
Cutting your fingernails too short.
Crabby teachers.
Confrontation.
Computers.
Competitiveness. its just a game people.
Combusting deodorant.
Cockyness.
Closed mindedness.
Clean/ Organized anything in my life.
Chunky dress shoes.
Cow chewers.
Changing friends. verb or adjective.
Carpool laners with clearly only one person. pregnant women?hmmm.
Butt w's.
Biting through the seal on a brat or sausage.
Being told "im disappointed in you."
Being left out or ignored. gotta love the silent treatment.
Being lectured.
Being falsely accused.
Being a girl.
Bad aftertastes.
Alarm clocks.
this.
took me.
honestly.
like a week.
so dont be a hater.
unless of course you have a spare week layin around to do it in.

2 Comments:

Blogger katee said...

woot woot!!

i have been waiting for it since i saw you on monday! thanks for stopping with JeRICA (aka the pope) you two rock my face off!

loving you!

8:53 AM

 
Blogger jedijimi said...

Now I know what not to do

4:36 AM

 

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