dear hairy larry centipede.

i strongly disapprove of your presence in my shower.

your legs are disgusting and make me feel creepy crawly.

you skitter on my shower curtain and make me unable to enjoy my shower.

no matter how much water i douse you with, you refuse to go away.

sucka. i could make your death pretty dang unpleasant.

i have shampoo, face wash and shaving cream.

this time you got off with a swirling trip down the drain.

this time.

if i were you i would not show my face again.

oh and i'd warn your little centifriends too.

sincerely,

your worst nightmare.